THCa Hippie Crippler – Bold, Creative, and Uplifting
Tap into high-vibe energy with THCa Hippie Crippler, a powerful sativa-leaning hybrid with dense, resin-rich buds and a flavor profile that blends earthy pine, sweet citrus, and funky diesel. Despite the name, Hippie Crippler delivers a smooth, functional high—perfect for artists, thinkers, and those chasing elevated focus and good vibes. Expect a cerebral rush that sparks creativity, followed by a balanced calm that doesn’t drag you down.
Buy THCa Hippie Crippler from Kefi Kanna
Looking for a high-THCa strain that hits both mind and body just right? Kefi Kanna’s Hippie Crippler is cultivated for maximum purity, potency, and terpene expression—testing over 25% THCa and rich in Limonene, Myrcene, and Caryophyllene. Whether you’re vibing with friends, tackling a project, or just soaking up the moment, this strain delivers clear-headed euphoria and smooth physical ease. Federally legal, indoor-grown, and slow-cured for peak performance.
What's it like?
High-THCa Dominant Hybrid Strain
THCa 27%
CBGa .07%
CBDa .07%
CBCa .07%
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27% or more is considered high THCa. Bar graphs in this top section based on maximum of ~40%.
27%
.07%
.07%
.07%
Uplifting 80%
Calming down 20%
80%
20%
What is it?
Choose Hippie Crippler for the perfect balance of euphoria and deep relaxation.
Product Usage
Warning: You must be 21 years of age or older to purchase this product. HIgh THCa hemp flower is intended for experienced cannabis users.
Storage Recommendations: For optimal freshness, store your flower in a cool, dry, and dark place, preferably within an airtight container. This ensures peak quality for up to 6 months. Please keep out of reach of children, and remember that our products are intended for adult use only.
Shipping Information
Weekday orders enjoy a swift 24-hour turnaround from placement to shipping, ensuring your products reach you promptly. For weekend orders, rest assured they will be shipped by the end of the following Monday.
Our shipping is discreet, utilizing USPS for reliable service. It's important to note that buyers assume responsibility for any lost or stolen packages. In the rare event that an order sustains damage during transit, simply return it via mail, and we'll promptly send you a replacement. Your satisfaction is our priority.
Aroma/Flavor
Lime, Cinnamon, Clove, Hops
Terpenes
- Terpinolene (Wood))
- Ocimene
- Myrcene (Spice)
Effects/Uses
Calming, Euphoria, Body, Relief
Ingredients
Our flower comes in jars with humidity packets built in for optimal freshness. The effects of Hippie Crippler THCa are immediate once consumed and can last up to 2 hours.
Product Disclaimer
This product contains industrial (Lab Tested) hemp (Hemp Flower) cultivated in compliance with state and federal law, not exceeding 0.3% delta-9 THC on a dry weight basis. Licensed farmers, following the Agricultural Act of 2014 (the ""Farm Act"") and state law counterparts, have grown this hemp. Consequently, it falls outside the purview of regulation or control under the Federal Controlled Substances Act.
Please note that the FDA has not evaluated this product and associated statements for safety or efficacy. As with any new product, it is advisable to consult with your physician before consumption. Refrain from consuming if pregnant or breastfeeding.
This hemp-derived product may contain trace amounts of Delta-9 THC in accordance with the 2018 Farm Bill. As such, using or consuming this product may lead to a failed drug test. The purchaser assumes all risks and liabilities associated with the use, purchase, and possession of this product.
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